• scooter the swiper

    Submitted by Michael B on 4/1/2010 8:53 AM

    My son Scooter climbed upon a chair, with a rocket backpack strapped on. He hit the ignition switch and was propelled to the nearest store, leaving a flaming trail behind him. There he turned himself invisible and swiped all the butterfingers.

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