store robbery
Submitted by dean m on 4/1/2010 9:58 AM
as i was walking to the store for my daily butterfinger i walked up to the door all of a sudden the door flew open. to my observant eye i saw he was carrying a case of butterfingers he was stealing my butterfingers. as i could hear the store clerk hollering stop thief so as he came thru the door running i stuck my leg out tripping him as he fell to the pavement i jumped on top of him. call the police i hollered to the store clerk man as i said to the guy NOBODY BETTER LAY A FINGER ON MY BUTTERFINGER as i sit on top of him happily eating my butterfinger