• the dog ate my candy

    Submitted by gina w on 4/1/2010 8:53 AM

    i was just sitting down after a tiring shift at the nursing home i work at grabbed my precious butterfinger let out a little sigh of happiness and the phone rang i quickly excused myself from the call and returned to my seat in front of the tv with my butterfinger when i discovered that my st bernard had grabbed it and it was laying in front of him covered in drool

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