• the great Butterfinger Thief

    Submitted by jack b on 4/1/2010 7:49 AM

    I had been saving that Butterfinger all week. You see, I diet all week and allow myself one day of indulgence. Like I said, all week! Then the day comes to eat and I can hardly wait. But all I can find is an empty wrapper. I didn't need to ask, I knew it was the Butterfinger Thief. You see, I have been married for 14 years. All of those 14 years, my husband has been stealing my Butterfingers. I love them! Unfortunately, so does he!

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