• the lying wife

    Submitted by stan l on 4/1/2010 7:05 PM

    friday i came home from fishing and laid my last butterfinger down and went to wash my hand before eating my last butterfinger. i came back and sat down in my chair and reached for my treet it was gone!!! i asked the wife about it and she said the dog ate it,you have to believe me!! i said we dont have a dog!!!!!!!! HONEY

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