• the park

    Submitted by sean f on 4/1/2010 8:43 AM

    I was walking in the park one day and a ninja walked up to me and just took my delicious Butterfinger out of my hands, he just strolled up, then he hopped on the subway. Well not ON the subway like you might expect a ninja to do. he got on with the other passengers just like any other schmuck. What kind of ninja isn't sneaky?

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