the phantom finger
Submitted by andrew c on 4/1/2010 8:07 AM
Once many many years ago, when I was a wee lad, an Orgre named Jim horded all of the Butterfingers in the world.
I was able to find the last Butterfinger in the land. But Jim the Orgre tried to snatch it away.
Needless to say, that when Jim layed a hand on M ybutterfinger it was the last thing he ever did. And the remaing Butterfingers were returned to the Kindom. and I became prince of the land (or not).