BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

So there's this girl with huge calves that works out on eliptical machines..like..constantly. well, you'd imagine that anyone using this much energy craves that crispy crunchy peanutbuttery source of power in the butterfinger.. she needs it, she calls it her 'go juice'...whatever that means. the point is.. i'm at the gym, working out like a normal person, and she comes over, spinkicks me, and takes my butterfinger right out of my pocket. not cool. she immediately jumped back on the eliptical with a chocolate moustache and a stupid grin. i can still hear her laughing.