• their defense my loss

    Submitted by mike w on 4/1/2010 9:03 AM

    i was thinking about a cold butterfinger. so, i put one in the refrigerator. that day, a friend was over at my place. later i discovered my butterfinger was missing. "wow, never had one cold...was their defense" now i hide it in the vegetable bin with the carrots. that's working so far. now all i have to do is find a way to hide the vanilla ice cream, because "wow, never had one broken up in ice cream..."

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