• they call me butterfingers

    Submitted by kathleen w on 4/1/2010 8:40 AM

    every since i was a little kid, i have been called butterfingers, theses great candy bars just slip from my fingers and into my mouth.as i was attempting to slip one into my mouth one day a horrible thing happened, the candy bar slippled from my fingers and into my best friends fingers and into her mouth. the moral of the story is there's not room for three butterfingers. butterfingers need to be enjoyed by everyone. my new name is just fingers, there are plenty of them around.

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