too many fans
Submitted by Ryan B on 4/1/2010 9:06 AM
Who *doesn't* try to lay a finger on my butterfinger?! I have to keep my stash hidden away in an ultra-secret vault wit laser bars, and dna detectors, guarded by dna neutral carnivorous frogs. Do you know how many delivery boys I've been through in the past month alone?! Or else, if I don't feel like going to all the trouble, I just munch my favorite right after purchase, and then *they* have no finger-laying chance! muahaha..!