Ancient assassins or confectionary criminals?
Submitted by Andrew B on 4/2/2010 2:40 AM
My day started out like any other - I woke up and prepared for the day. I had a light breakfast and went to do some errands. After an hour or so I needed a pick me up, so I headed to the store to grab a delicious Butterfinger. Alas, when I arrived I was stunned to hear that the entire supply had mysteriously vanished! I had heard there was a rise in Butterfinger banditry, but I never suspected it could happen in my own neighborhood! Then I remembered, I keep a Butterfinger in my glove box for just such an emergency. That's when I saw one with my Butterfinger in his hand. Ninjas!