• Butter My Buns and Call Me a Biscuit, a Man Ate My Butterfinger!

    Submitted by Sharon K on 4/2/2010 1:03 AM

    It all started when I was eating a Butterfinger on my lunch break at work. The bar was so buttery that it slipped out of my hands and landed onto the floor. I was so heartbroken that I went to the cafeterias' vending machine to buy another. However, there was only one left. I dropped the coins into the machine. The bar was finally tipping. At last it fell! I slid my hands through the machine doors and as I was about to grab the beautiful golden buttery bar a man came from behind me, snatched it up and devoured it. Never have your back turned on a Butterfinger or the world may com to an end!

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