Butterfinger Pilfery
Submitted by GINA S on 4/2/2010 2:46 AM
My cousin's boyfriend stole my KING SIZE BUTTERFINGER out of my cupboard. I have my own pantry in the kitchen and one late night I had a craving for my deicious, crispy, crunchy BUTTERFINGER, I opened my cupboard expecting sweet delight only to find an empty spot on my shelf!! I found the wrapper in the garbage and confronted the boyfriend-he said I can eat whatever I want, in this house, hefer-do not forget I am God!!!! Now I stash my delicious BUTTERFINGERS in my bedroom!!! The end.