Dog Gone It
Submitted by David P on 4/2/2010 2:14 AM
I could no longer resist breaking into the package of Butterfingers my wife brought from the store two hours ago. As I made myself comfortable in front of the TV eating that great candy bar, another urge overtook me. Nature was calling. I neatly rewrapped the uneaten portion of my Butterfinger and placed it on the end table. When I returned to the living room from the bathroom I noticed the yellow wrapper strewn all over the living room floor and my dog "Chubby" hiding under the sofa with chocolate and nougat crumbs all over her face looking as though nothing happened.