• Grandma's Stash

    Submitted by Linda S on 4/2/2010 1:13 AM

    I love my grandchildren. That much I am sure of. But yesterday, after a day of babysitting and entertaining a passel of them, I opened the cabinet where I keep my Butterfinger stash and - yes, you guessed it. My butterfingers were gone. I repeat, I love my grandchildren. But if they ever lay a finger on my Butterfinger again, I am going to forget about time out and go straight to bend over while I beat your bottom. I love my grandchildren, I love my grandchildren, I love my grandchildren...

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