• I stole your Butterfinger....

    Submitted by Cathy C on 4/2/2010 1:58 AM

    There it is- The paper wrapped delight with the goods sealed inside. I've been here before, I know how good it is. I hesitate for a moment, remembering it's taste, it's crunch, the exciting effect it has on me. I begin to open it slowly, my excitement mounting, my mouth watering. I inch it out of the package, exposing it for whose candy bar it really is. Mine. All mine. First, a nibble off the corner, then a whole big bite of that Butterfinger goodness not found in any other candy bar. It is good. Tastes even better when it's YOUR candybar. I finish it off smiling. I stole your Butterfinger.

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