My Pregnant Girlfriend Is A Butterfinger Thief
Submitted by Jamil L on 4/2/2010 1:07 AM
April fools day I thought I would fool my pregnant girlfriend into thinking i was choking on my delicious butterfinger. So I took a bite and pretend I was choking. I fell out of my chair, She gasp and ran towards me frighten. I laughed and said April fools. Of course, she got mad and stormed off into the bathroom. I felt bad at first, until I couldn't find my butterfinger where i dropped it. I went to the bathroom and the door was closed. So I asked her did she see my butterfinger. I could hear her eating something. That's when I realized I had a butterfinger thief living in my own home.