• My Wife, The Butterfinger Thief

    Submitted by Ryan C on 4/2/2010 1:04 AM

    While sleeping on a warm winter's night, I lied awake grasping my Butterfinger before going to sleep. Crispity goodness danced in my dreams all night and then the worst fate struck! I woke up only to find smeared melted chocolate on my wife's face along with a deviant smile. My Butterfinger had been stolen!

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