• Squirrel!

    Submitted by Norbert P on 4/2/2010 1:23 AM

    I found myself with a sudden craving for a Butterfinger, prompting me to go to the nearest convenience store,conveniently located across the street and bought 1.I was about to eat my Butterfinger bar when suddenly,out of the blue,a squirrel came out and snatched my Butterfinger any ran away.Like any sane man,I chased for my precious Butterfinger until the squirrel went up a tree with a hole in it.I climbed after it.When I got up to the hole, I saw some puny baby squirrels within it. But I didn't care, I took back my precious Butterfinger and ate it with satisfaction.

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