• The One that Got Away

    Submitted by Matthew C on 4/2/2010 1:41 AM

    While out on the lake, fishing in my little boat, something terrible happened. I put my rod out with a big piece of bait, hoping to catch "the big one." I sat there for a few hours, without a single nibble. The sun began to set, and I decided I would have to come home empty handed. I needed a small energy boost to get me back to the dock, so I bit into a Butterfinger. After one delicious bite, I held the Butterfinger out in front of me in admiration, when I saw something rising from the depths of the water. The HUGE fish jumped out of the water, takes the Butterfinger from my hand. I was sad.

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