• Two Timing Toddler

    Submitted by Jenny D on 4/2/2010 1:02 AM

    It was suspiciously quiet. As I made my way upstairs, I noticed little brown fingerprints going up the wall of the staircase. I followed the prints to my bedroom, and then I quietly crept into my bathroom. There, sitting gleefully in an empty tub sat my little thieving toddler, chocolate smudged upon his cute dimpled face, and around the spacious tub. That's right, someone laid a finger on my butterfinger! What's a mom to do who just lost her dish cleaning prize to her two timing toddler? So I dug two more out of my not so secret hiding place. One for me, and one for my mini butterfinger.

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