• U SAY WHAT

    Submitted by christina s on 4/2/2010 2:07 AM

    Now just wait a minute. I said just wait a minute. I just got here and you tell me they are all gone. Who got them? Where did they go? Aliens? Oh now I am really upset, now I am going to get down right dirty and probably slimy because you let the aliens have all the butterfingers and they don't even like them. All I want is my fair share. I ~~want~~ my "BuTtErFiNgEr" now. It's only fair, after all "I" am human, I deserve it.

    Bookmark and Share

    • CrimeReport

    Featured Crime Report

    Think Nobody's Gonna Lay A Finger On YOUR BUTTERFINGER®? Well think again! Bar thefts are on the rise and it can happen to anyone-even YOU!

    More Reports

    SecurityTip

    Security Tip 4

    Tip # 4
    Never discuss your snacking plans in public. You don't know what hungry crooks might be listening.

    More Tips

    FileClaim

    Did someone lay a finger on your BUTTERFINGER®? File a claim to have your pilfered deliciousness replaced for FREE! *Limited to the first 100,000 claims. Purchase not required.

    More Reports

    Poll

    How did you react to the theft of your BUTTERFINGER®?
    Show Results