• polar night

    Submitted by nate s on 4/2/2010 1:54 AM

    I live near the north pole and i was waiting on a shipment of butter finger bars. I waited months for them to arrive but they never came, so i thought. i was sad until i walked around my igloo and found a polar bear eating my butter fingers....... grrrrr

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