• Butterfinger Bar Thieves Anonymous

    Submitted by Lydia S on 4/6/2010 2:57 PM

    My name is Lydia, and I am a recovering BBTA(butterfinger bar thieves anonymous). Yeah, I have a problem. I have been to therapy, and support groups to help me with my addiction. Nothing seems to help though. I work at a grocery store, I see butterfingers everywhere! Oh the temptation! Every day I go into work, there is a mini butterfingers bar on the table. I can't resist! I yank it and run to the bathroom to enjoy the mini bite sized goodness in peace. Day after day, I find myself taking someones butterfingers bar, but I can't help it! The crispety cruchety peanutbuttery goodness.

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