• The Buttersitter

    Submitted by Winnie W on 4/6/2010 7:12 PM

    I was watching a movie with my kids,getting ready to unwrap my Butterfinger,when I saw a News Report about a rash of Butterfinger thefts in the neighborhood.Seconds later,the phone rang,and when I went to the other room to grab it,a voice said,"I know where it is." I laughed, hung up the phone and went back.My Butterfinger was gone!Just then, the phone rang again.I went to pick it up, and the same voice said,"I know where it is".I heard a big "CRUNCH" noise, and turned around to see Butterfinger crumbs on my 9-yr-old's shirt.That's when I realized-the thefts were coming from inside the house!

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