BUTTERFINGER® Bar Insurance

Super Security Tips

How to keep your precious bar safe!

Protect yourself against the shocking surge in peanut-buttery thievery by following these helpful tips:

• Security Tip #1

  

  Most crimes are committed by people known to the victim. So don't get to know anyone.

• Security Tip #2

  

  Avoid attracting the attention of potential thieves. When snacking, try not to make loud crunching noises or yummy sounds.

• Security Tip #3

  

  The majority of crimes occur after nightfall, so always follow the arc of the sun.

• Security Tip #4

  

  Never discuss your snacking plans in public. You don't know what hungry crooks might be listening.

• Security Tip #5

  

  Thieves never sleep, and neither should you. Keep houselights on and your eyelids propped open.

• Security Tip #6

  

  Don't hitchhike or accept rides from strangers. Have you never seen a horror movie?

• Security Tip #7

  

  The best offense is a full belly. Completely consume your BUTTERFINGER® before anyone realizes you have it.